Zardari and 9/11
By Amna Gilani • May 9th, 2008 • Category: Politics, Worth A Second Look • (4,174 views) • 9 CommentsHad it been Asif Ali Zardari running the affairs of the state of Pakistan on 9/11, the current status of Pakistan would have been entirely different.
President General (r) Pervez Musharraf is not a politician. He is a commando, who shoots from the hip and takes the decisions swiftly and in digital format. He heard ‘Yes’ bit from the lotas of PML-Q, and he installed idiots one by one as Prime Ministers of Pakistan. He heard ‘No’ bit from Iftikhar Mohammad Chaudhary, and he made him an example. Same was the case with the missing people, and same was the fate of Nawab Akbar Bugti, and same happened to the Jamia Hafsa and Lal Masjid, and same is happening to the people of Waziristan.
On 9/11, Pervez Musharraf received a call at midnight from the masters in Washington and the next moment he surrendered everything and the masters were shocked to awe at such a subservient and ready Yes. If Musharraf were a politician, he might have elongate the matter till morning and then call his aides and then haplessly told the Americans that as there was no proper parliament so a national consensus had to be built.
Had Asif Zardari been there, he would have declared George Walker Bush his elder brother, and then would have done a Washington Declaration with a customary deadline and then after the expiry of deadline he would have made a committee in the irking leadership of Farooq H. Naek. After the wishy washy and namby pamby proceedings of committee, Zardari would aggressively start visiting Altaf Hussain in London, and Nawaz Sharif in Saudia Arabia and then he would have started a wave of reconciliation from Karachi to Khyber taking every tom, dick and harry on board.
Bush would have gone mad with agony and anguish, and the world would be saved from a lot of grief, wars, bloodshed and tension.
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May 9th, 2008
hahaahah this is soooo funnny!
May 9th, 2008
amna as far as humor is concerned ,its qiute impressive to be declared very funny ,however its good to have you on the desk and interestingly your quality is you attract too much on your desk.although i wanted to drag you to the platform of criticisim but ,i feel incapacity as i think its a nice article to make one a little bit relax in such tense environment .regards
May 9th, 2008
As sweet a post as Amna herself.
Thumps Up.
May 9th, 2008
Agreed with Raza Haider. Very, very nice post indeed.
May 9th, 2008
Zardari would support Osama if he gave him NRO.
May 9th, 2008
Rehman Malik would be chief of army staff. He would play the same Musharraf game of protecting Mullah Omar protected…..but since he’s Rehman Malik, he’d be killed anyway.
May 9th, 2008
////Zardari would support Osama if he gave him NRO.///
this has got to be the best line.
buhat ala
May 15th, 2008
really funny ID; “Asif Ghaddari:. hahhahahahhaha
May 17th, 2008
Dear Friend,
I am looking for some educated guys and girls like you to sort out the problems of Pakistan and their solutions. Please participate and fulfill your duties as a Pakistani.
Please visit http://problemsofpakistanis.blogspot.com to participate.
Please forward this message to all your Pakistani friends and associates, may be we can find any problem.
Regards,
M. Faraz